Headline: Layoffs possible at KGW

Amazing to read this on the www when only minutes ago I watched as KGW TV-8 News co-anchor Tracy Berry got all giddy when introducing a report on how TriMet is paying $150 thousand to install New Double Decker bike racks at Portland State University.

Big smiles all around the news desk. How Green! Happy, happy!

Can't recall the last time I saw a local Bike Dealer advertising on KGW TV-8.

They Have Had Enough!

The Citizens of Desert Hot Springs California (Riverside County) were rudely awakened last Friday morning when the quite was broken by 700 federal, state, county and local police officers from 35 agencies, as they began their Lightening-strike raids that netted 120 Gang Members.

Armored cars, helicopters and SWAT took part in the raids of gang infested neighborhoods visiting over 480 separate locations.

I'll contribute to the bus fare if we can have those 700 folks in uniform visit Oregon and do a similar sweep up the Willamette Valley.

http://www.mydesert.com/article/20090328/NEWS0801/903280343/1015/news08

Too many cooks!

The State of Oregon (DHS) vehicle didn't visit my neighborhood last Wednesday and didn't deliver anybody a copy of the StatesmanJournal's weekly shopper publication as they have every week for over two years. Perhaps it died?

Little wonder. Their using three people to deliver the Shopper news via auto-route may have back fired. That with having so many free hands they were able to roll each issue into a very tight tube, which was then tightly bound with a rubber band and lastly stuffed into a clear plastic sleeve that was then tied closed.

This all resulted in the recipients dealing with a tightly coiled paper that was equally difficult to open and read as attempting to pet a snake with only two hands.

I could have informed them of the problem (issue) but then I never have had much success telling Government people how to run a Business.

Went to the Doctor today

Been having headaches and dizzy spells.

After a short exam the Doc axed me if I was a Conservative.

I said, "yes, but what did that have to do with anything."

He said, "you have all the symptoms of being wagged."

New Oregon Business Opening Soon

The owner of Hand Bags For Hell today reports that sales are Hot and they will be opening a retail centers in Portland and Salem soon.

Each individually crafted HBH is made with yarn woven from recycled asbestos fibers, are offered in three different shades of Green, guaranteed incinerator safe and able to withstand the financial conditions Oregonians are soon to endure.

Don't delay and order yours today at 1-666-GET-FIRE.

Who is Crapping in Craig's List and why?

With having used Craig's List in a professional capacity for the last few years, I have become familiar with others who are equally consistent advertisers.

Therefore, I have been able to notice a sudden increase of new advertisers in specific categories and find a good many of them posting what I suspect are false and misleading ads.

My first thought was the tough economy was bringing in more criminals trying to work scams.

But now I can appreciate how many of the ads would never result in a financial gain for those making the false offers and only muck-up the process for legitimate advertisers.

So I wonder who would benefit from killing Craig's List?

Game on!!

Headline News!!

Drug violence in Mexico becomes top U.S. security concern

Does this mean that after all this time my greatest fear for my safety wasn't coming from a Radical Moslem blowing up the neighborhood but instead the concern is with Jose, Jose, Pablo, Juan, and Albino who are riding around town looking to spray some lead from a Honda Accord.

Well now, isn't that a Big surprise.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090324/wl_mcclatchy/3197190

Have you ever,

Sat yourself down to enjoy a movie on DVD and minutes later turned it off after finding it totally different than what the TV promos had lead you to expect?

I wonder how many Americans are now wishing the Obamanation was only just another bad movie they could turn off with a click on their remote.

Myself, I wish it were on VHS tape that I could re-wind and quickly return to Blockbuster.

But then, it might be easy to change the direction of our future by simply hacking into Rahm's Teleprompter system.

Prompt it and he will read!

Rumor has it!

Iran has told Obama that before they will discuss any changes in their Nuclear efforts he must first withdraw the offer of creating a Cultural Exchange Program.

Obama promised Transparency

But what many Americans thought he promised was Honesty.

However, he has delivered on his Promise of Transparency as today its quite apparent he is Dishonest and nothing more than a modern day Trojan Horse.

Obama is a crowd charming pitch-man who is fronting for a group of Socialists who have joined force in the greatest assembly of manipulators ever known and whose purpose is to control Americas ignorant masses who were fostered by LBJ's Great Society movement.

What we see happening in the US now is the product of the Socialists fifty-year plan and it will take a mighty force of Right Thinking people to reverse the process.

The question of today is, do we have the strength and conviction to do it?

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So why not appear on Jay Leno?

Only those who believe Obama has an active role in managing the US government would think that a problem.

It seems that some have yet to realize the O-man's association with Presidential decisions is equal to what the Hood Ornament on my car has to do with the engine.

Who, Tele-Prompter man? Get serious!

Ooop's, I forgot that my car doesn't have a Hood Ornament.

But then if we don't stop the Liberal's spending I soon might not have a car.

Change Does Bring Opportunity!

And in response to new demand driven by some recent Change I have decided to open a New Business.

Big Al's Tar & Feathers

Survey says the time is right and the need is growing at a rapid pace.

The intent is to start with locations in Portland, Salem and Washington D.C.

My next step is to partner with a Venture Capitalist.

Perhaps someone involved with Waste Oil Recovery and/or Turkey Processing. I want it to be Green.

I would also like to hear from any Rail retailers, splintery rails preferred.

It's time for Immigrant Boot Camps!

Yes, we need to create Immigrant Boot Camps to educate and orientate those coming to reside in the US as to our Laws, our Culture, our Language and our Customs as we are not interested in Embracing theirs where its optional and okay;

To beat your spouse to death with a hammer

To kill your daughters for their talking to a boy

To kidnap and rape children

To smuggle and sell drugs that poison the residents

To burglarize and steal at will

To get drunk and drive

To stab your cousin

To shoot-up a neighbor's house

To fill your home with garbage

To start grease fires in your kitchen

To drive without a license

and to disregard our Nation's laws in general.

Immigrants need to understand their is a cost to joining us in histories most successful society and that comes from them giving up their Turd World Ways.

Went to Costco today (Sunday)

Haven't done that for a while. I was hoping to find more food samples being offered with them not having State Office workers there grazing a free lunch. But no, the offerings were even less.

However, what was more plentiful were the Spanish Speakers who by number were pushing 30% of the crowd. I didn't count the two workers manning the T-Mobile Kiosk as they are always Native Spanish Speakers. I guess Gringos can't sell Cell phones and service very well.

It was pretty obvious as to who is yet earning weekday incomes in this down economy. Yep, and it seems a growing number of those unable to avoid the Sunday rush were speaking (loudly) in a language that few Gringos understand.

It was also easy to notice how those Loud Speaking shoppers were benefiting from Large Family Wage Jobs and able to make payments on Large SUVs.

The O-man has a plan!

Obama today explains that he will consider sending our Military to secure the Mexican border if and when Mexico reaches a Tipping Point.

Will that Tipping Point be achieved when we have more of their Criminals Norte of the border than South?

I Tip my Hat to KGW TV-8

That for their great reporting on Victor Garcia-Hernandez having hit and killed a two-year old child while driving under the influence of Cocaine and Pot and then leaving the scene in Woodburn on Monday.

Their telling of how after being arrested by Police on earlier occasions Victor Garcia-Hernandez escaped deportation and then including comment by Lars Larson on the air tells me and others the heat is now on Illegal Aliens.

My regret is how hundreds of others who have died or had their lives destroyed by other Illegal Aliens as Victor Garcia-Hernandez and have never had their stories told in such detail.

Do you hear what I hear?

You don't need to watch TV to know when Obama is turning his head to view the scrolling message on the other TelePrompTer, as you can look away during his speeches and listen for the breaks in his otherwise flawless delivery of the Pre-Written Word.

No doubt about it he has Rhythm and the slow thinkers love the pace.

When will the Absurdity End?

Members of Clark County, Washington's Inter-Agency Gang Enforcement Teams have come together to Partner in a new Safe Streets Task Force.

Admittedly, I expect that some see the "Gang Enforcement Teams" as being a bit aggressive and confrontational by name alone.

Therefore, I am certain those who might oppose their efforts will feel less threatened when seeing Safe Streets Task Force members cruising through their neighborhood.

Maybe it would help if they outfit the teams in Baby Blue uniforms and take the Light Bars off the roofs of their patrol vehicles.

How about them carrying coolers full of ice-cream bars and other sweet treats?

Now, who in our new Obamanation would want to shoot the Candy Person?

90 Day Wonder

Obama has given new meaning to the derogatory title from WW II.

However, the Wonder today is if the US Economy will survive for 90 Days under his management.

After bringing Wall Street and our Banking System to dead halts in about 40 days, he is now out to Fix our Health Care.

I shudder to think of what's LEFT for him to make better.

Now I know!

With watching the chaotic gyrations in Washington DC and the White House I can better imagine what it would have happened if Wylie Coyote had ever caught and killed the Roadrunner.

I never imagined that Elmer Fudd (Barney Frank) Goofy (Chuck Schumer) would team with the Coyote (Obama) and Poison the Well using Sub-Prime Mortgages.

So where is Superman when we need him? The Libs have he and Santa Claus busy measuring Ice at the North Pole.

Robbing Peter to Pay Pablo?

News reports have it that our State Legislature is busy raiding un-spent funds from various agencies to help fill the Titanic sized hole in the current state budget.

Those raids are said to include money that was intended for use in upgrading the States 911 communication system, Arts money from sales of Cultural Trust license plates and Lottery cash set aside for Gambling Addiction Treatment?

However, I haven't seen any reports of them taking money from any of the many taxpayer funded programs that are specifically intended to help the many thousands of Illegal Aliens that are living in the state.

I sure hope the Artsy folks enjoy knowing how their financial contributions are going to support Mexican Gang Graffiti.