Friday, January 30, 2009

Doing Jobs that Americans refuse

Now, who do you suppose was working at Peanut Corporation of America?
Would the average person expect any business that was willing to fudge the lab tests and allow cleaning of the processing plant to slide, also be willing to hire Illegal Aliens as a way to reduce operational overhead and increase their profits?
Or I should ask, who was working with Salvatore Monella and doing Jobs that Americans refuse?

The Oman has spoken!

Its been decided. We are to die from an over-dose of Pig Fat.
Obama's support today for Organized Labor and the Davis-Bacon Act is likely the best news China, Russia, Korea, Japan and the EU could possibly ever hear.
When the rest of the world is gearing up for High Production at Lower Costs, the US is going for Higher Costs with Lower Production.
Its time we learn how to chip arrow heads.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Have you noticed?

That how Hillary has again lost her Rodham and Barack has again found his Hussein?
I think its call "Packaging to Market."

Do you suppose the folks at Kellogs helped with that?


Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Audacity of Arrogance!

Who loses what if Obama's refusal to give up his Blackberry later proves to have been a bad decision?
As a Liberal he can just write it off as a Learning Experience, right?
And, who is the Secret Service and where do they get off thinking they know more about security concerns than Barack?
You are in charge O'man, show them who is boss!

Play it again Sam,

The Grand Diversion Continues!
That with the continuing saga of sordid politics involving the Portland City Council and it all beginning with Naughty Neil poisoning of the well.
Meanwhile, a select group of associates go quietly about stealing all what's real.
Play it again Sam, Portland's myopic populace hasn't heard enough.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Up side of a Down economy!

I find that with knowing how many Libs are now feeling the pinch and for the first time suffering the discomfort of having to shop at B and C class grocery stores.

Things are getting mighty thin at Artsy-Fartzy Foods.
Not only do they not want to be seen in such stores as Winco, Food-4-Less and Wal-Mart, they don't want to see the "Others" who shop there.
Its difficult to maintain a False Window on Reality of Everything is Nice, when bumping elbows with Illegal Aliens in company of a Chebby van load of out-of-control kids screaming in Spanish and those Others flashing Food Stamp Debit Cards, who without their tattoos, long hair, filthy clothing, body piercings, bad language, bad behavior, pushing carts loaded with fast-fix frozen food and being morbidly obese, might otherwise become productive citizens.
So lets have us a Winco in NoPo, a Wal-Mart on Woodstock and a Food-4-Less on Fremont so folks there can get down to Embracing Reality and Diversity at the same time.
Its about time and that time is Now!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Fear not Taxpayers, the State is Cutting Back!

Example: Only one live and lonely Public Employee was in the vehicle today Delivering the StatesmanJournal's weekly shopper news.
But not to worry as you can see in the picture below he was more than able to Do the Toss while driving.
Lucky for us he didn't get a cell call as such a distraction might have slowed his productivity.
Way to go Ted! After mustering 3 person delivery teams every week for nearly three years, its good to see your conservation efforts in action.
Maybe now we can better absorb the losses from Intel's cut-backs?

Who pays for Mr. Baca's A ticket ride and why?

Driver, Alberto Baca of Hillsboro, failed to negotiate a curve, flew off the road and over the Tualatin River 125 feet before his car landed on its side.
The Sheriff's Deputies are credited with saving Mr. Baca's life. It does appear alcohol and speed were factors in this crash.
The intense search paid off two hours after the crash at 1:56 AM when Sheriff's Deputies found 32 year-old, Alberto Baca from Hillsboro.
Mr. Baca was about 200 feet down stream from where he crashed the vehicle. Mr. Baca was found lying in the thick brush on the bank of the Tualatin River.
He was covering his head with his shirt that he took off. Mr. Baca is believed to be the lone occupant of the vehicle. His clothing was soaking wet. He was shivering and he had multiple cuts and bruises.
Mr. Baca was transported to the hospital by Lifeflight for hypothermia and possible internal injuries.

It seems to me that Mr. Baca was intent in killing himself (one way or another) so why do we taxpayers need to interfere with his desires?

Monday, January 19, 2009

Amazing isn't it?

That with seeing how many Black broadcasters are just now showing up on TV News and how all of them are able to speak English quite well, without any hip-hop twist and/or grab their crotch when on camera.
What, well educated, well informed, well spoken and very professional Black people filling space on my TV screen?
I can only assume these Positive Image Setting people are within days fresh out of college and only decided to take those employment positions because they had grown tired or acting like ignorant fools.
You don't think Media Managers have been playing hiring games, do you?

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Word on Wall Street!

Is that Obama's team will likely create a Bad Bank/Good Bank circumstance where all the Bad Debts will be shifted to the Bad Banks, leaving those selected as Good Banks with a clean slate and ready (with our future tax money) to make Home and Business Loans . . . again.
Oh yes, we the Citizens will be stuck with owning the Bad Banks and those Banker friends of ours (who got us into the Sub-Prime mess) will get to keep their many years of bonuses and their jobs.
Now, why didn't you think of that.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Spread the Wealth!

Rather than paying our emergency service agencies millions of dollars to keep highly trained and highly equipped Bomb Disposal Teams, why not retain a group of 55+ Gringo males (like myself) to check-out the many suspected explosive devices that are being reported. Like we don't have enough to go around.
We could carry remote video cameras to document what it was we found and that for use in those cases where we were not able to later explain.
We also wouldn't need any skills beyond how to use simple tools (no robots) and could perform the investigations for $100. per call-out plus meals and mileage including rides provided by a Medical Examiner.
Oh yes, the incentive to the 55+ Gringo Investigator would be a $10,000. bonus paid to the family of any of us who happened to find a Banger.
The way I figure, it would pay better than a Greeter (assuming Wal-Mart needed more) and the reduced spectacle created by the arrival of a Bomb Squad would kill the theater that likely motivated the crazy (Mental Health Client) in the first place.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

There is a Smell to it!

Suddenly the headlines scream "Mexico on Verge of Collapse" due to uncontrolled Crime and Corruption.
Their end is near!!!
When do we hear the calls for Political Asylum for 20 Million Illegal Aliens coming from the Liberal Chamber of Commerce?

Now we know what Flipper had to say.

One quick phone call!

That is all you will need to confirm that our US Department of Homeland Security is yet just another Government Agency.
I decided to take a run at E-Verify today and to limit my inquiry to the time I would expect a curious yet Desperately Busy business owner may have to devote.
After a minute or so staring at their www site I spotted a "Contact Us" key and found a 202 area code number which I then called.
After a few minutes more wasted in playing word games with a DHS staffer, I was directed back to their www where I was told that where all my questions would be answered.
Time was up, I was out of there and back to business at hand.
But then, perhaps there is an opportunity to provide employers with a Fee Based "E-Verify Service" much as do bookkeeping or tax service organizations.

Who do we know?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

The question we hear today,

"When will the Economy Bounce Back?"

The bitter truth is, It Won't.
That unless we find another False premise on which to build another Artificial Economy and that's where we are heading with Obama's plan to Charge it Forward.
Personally I can't see a great deal of difference between Barack Obama and Bernie Madoff as both are skilled at the game of stealing from Peter to pay Paul.
Other than with the O'man's plan, Peter is now wearing training pants whereas Bernie's suckers were wearing Attends.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Is Teddy Running From Office?

A printed news story yesterday told of how Super Ted packs Iron and knows how to use it.
And today, we see another print story that tells how Super Ted no longer keeps an office in the Capitol Building.
What's next, a press release telling us of how Pneumonia Hall being closed indefinitely for an extensive remodeling project.

Super Ted claims to have a Gun

And a permit to carry it.
Pretty scary considering he can't even see what's happening to Oregon's economy.
But then, he didn't say anything about the Mrs. allowing him to have bullets.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Meanwhile, back at the Capital

Super Ted is planning Oregon's next success.
This focus and commitment to our Distant Future requires him to ignore all the negative nonsense being published in today's business news. Such headline news as Beaverton-based Merix (NASDAQ: MERX) ending their quarter with posting a $6.1 million loss and Intel (NASDAQ: INTC) and Oregon's largest employer forecasting a 23% loss for its previous quarter as compared to last year.
Stay the course Ted as eventually we all gather together around a Solar Circle and text you messages of high praise. That providing we have enough money to buy pot from the Mexicans and find a cell tower that still has power.

Surprise, surprise!

Word on Wall Street is, some of those who were involved with creation of the Sub-Prime Fiasco are now busy buying up distressed mortgages for $.20 and $.30 on the Dollar and then renegotiating the terms with the buyers.
All you need is Cash equal to a down payment with the right connections and a 100% is almost guaranteed.
Now, who do you know that has Billions of Dollars and looking for a place to park it?

Monday, January 05, 2009

Things are looking up!

We have a much better class of Illegal Aliens delivering new Yellow Page Books than what I have seen in years.
But then, with every residence receiving a copy there is no need to read house numbers as is necessary when delivering newspapers.
Do schools offer Bi-numbers classes?

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Imagine that, ice on OCI Hill

Friday evening about 8:00 pm I notice that my car parked outside in South Salem had iced over and at 9:00 pm the wet pavement in the area had begun to glaze.
The next morning at 8:00 am Marion County 911 Center starts receiving reports of single vehicle (roll-over) accident(s) on Hwy 22 east, at mile post four on what is better known as OCI (Oregon Correctional Institute) Hill.
By 9:00 am the crew ODOT had called in (on overtime) for duty to help with De-icing the Hwy 22 E road surface, then left the Salem yards and was then headed off to help with the individual MVAs, then numbering six.
9:30 am the road surface was declared passable.
Imagine that, ice on OCI Hill with over-night temps about 30-33 degrees and showers in the forecast.

Boy Scouts they ain't!
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