Spread the Wealth!

Rather than paying our emergency service agencies millions of dollars to keep highly trained and highly equipped Bomb Disposal Teams, why not retain a group of 55+ Gringo males (like myself) to check-out the many suspected explosive devices that are being reported. Like we don't have enough to go around.

We could carry remote video cameras to document what it was we found and that for use in those cases where we were not able to later explain.

We also wouldn't need any skills beyond how to use simple tools (no robots) and could perform the investigations for $100. per call-out plus meals and mileage including rides provided by a Medical Examiner.

Oh yes, the incentive to the 55+ Gringo Investigator would be a $10,000. bonus paid to the family of any of us who happened to find a Banger.

The way I figure, it would pay better than a Greeter (assuming Wal-Mart needed more) and the reduced spectacle created by the arrival of a Bomb Squad would kill the theater that likely motivated the crazy (Mental Health Client) in the first place.