New Oregon Business Opening Soon

The owner of Hand Bags For Hell today reports that sales are Hot and they will be opening a retail centers in Portland and Salem soon.

Each individually crafted HBH is made with yarn woven from recycled asbestos fibers, are offered in three different shades of Green, guaranteed incinerator safe and able to withstand the financial conditions Oregonians are soon to endure.

Don't delay and order yours today at 1-666-GET-FIRE.