New business idea!

The new business will be known as "Wagon Handle Recycling of Oregon."

With the Libs approving measures 66 & 67 by 75% we must accept the reality that our Economy has become sustainably self-propelled and Oregon no longer has any need for people pulling the wagons.

This change brings with it an opportunity to gather unused Wagon Handles and send them to China for use in making solar powered organic bagel warmers.

Oh yes, you can forget about inventing Air Bags for economic wagons as we all know that Oregon's economy crashing is an impossibility.

Don't be surprised,

If the Police are called to quiet the Post Election Celebration going on at OWMT (Oregon Wilderness Moonsuit Tours).

All I can hear is them chanting 66, 67 Yes, over and over again!

I just received the fourth Breaking News e-mail from the StatesmanJournal with the exact same headline, "Early Oregon vote results come gushing in and Click here to find updated election results"

My guess is the OWMT celebration has spread to the SJ offices.

Oop's, make that five Breaking News e-mails.

Tell me, are they happy?

I gotta admit,

If McCain had beaten Obama in 2008 we would still have lots of problems here in the USA, but not nearly as great as they are now. Hey, the stage was set and the crash was coming. It was unavoidable. I could hear it.

However, if John Mac had won the Libs would be all over he and Sarah and the next elections they would win with a 90% advantage and our Republic would be lost forever.

What we did was to deny them the opportunity to blame all our problems (issues) on eight years of GW, fours years of John Mac and more importantly we kept them from roasting Sarah at the stake for being a Conservative Witch.

So, we tossed the 2008 election knowing full well the public would turn on the Socialists within a year and we can get on with routing the bastards out of our government.

Think of today as a time of Political Fasting that will be followed by a good BM. Fleet Week is going to be a dandy!

Ahhh, how refreshing!

Eye on the needle!

City Water Departments don't need a whistle or horn to signal High Noon as the bounce on their water flow gauges tells there has been a sudden peak in Toilet Flushing.

This is similar to my watching the Wall Street Ticker when it suddenly takes a dump as that tells me Obama is again reading from his teleprompters.

Air America takes Flight!

Looks as advertisers discovered their audience lacked spendable income.

Who would have guessed?

He thought he could, he thought he could.

Obama is in the hot seat for his campaign promise to use C-Span to broadcast the workings of what traditionally been closed meetings in Congress and the fastest growing number of complainers are . . . Democrats.

But this time I need to speak in his defense as I suspect he really thought he could bring about such a change. Either that or he believed what Rahm and the Control Group told him.

The bottom line here is the Stooge was ignorant enough to believe the BS and now he is taking the fall for it. Why not, he earned it.

The upside is we now have proof that Obama is as real as a Disney character.

That's amazing?

That was my impression this morning after listening to Obama speaking about aid being sent to Haiti and he then being followed by GW.

What caught my ear was Obama's recognizable and rhythmic style of reading verbatim from Teleprompter Screens and then my hearing GW using his own words with using notes or subject points he wanted to cover.

The amazing part is the number of US Citizens who follow every word vended by Obama the robot and they mostly the same folks who scoffed GW for his natural speaking style.

Lets not forget that Obama has not held a Press Conference since July and has thus avoided having to face reporter's questions. I can appreciate that as I suspect its quite difficult for Rahm's Writers to quickly feed Obama answers over his Teleprompter Screens.

Salem and much of Oregon is in a State of Suspended Animation

Suspended animation is defined as the slowing of life processes by external means without termination.

That until the votes are counted on Ballot Measures 66 & 67.

Think I might just hibernate until the celebration wakes me.

Where is Obama the great communicator?

Once elected wasn't the Oman to Chat with those who want to kill us and explain our being such good, well intended people?

Then maybe if he won't chat perhaps he might just ask the Al Qaeda, the Taliban and all the other Jihadists what is their beef with the West.

Ask them to either List their Issues or Issue their List.

We need to know, if under sharia law how many homosexuals are permissible, what color Burkas women can wear and what to do with all the SUVs when women stop traveling by themselves.

Wow! To think of all the fossil fuels that could be saved and the cleaner air resulting from reduced air travel when grandma stops making her quarterly cross-country trips just to see the grand kids . . . all by herself.

Would that be Green or what?

Golly, I can hardly wait!

CABINDA, Angola – Togo's national soccer team, devastated by a shooting attack on its bus that killed at least three and left eight gravely injured, withdrew from the African Cup of Nations on Saturday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100109/ap_on_sp_so_ne/soc_togo_bus_attacked

To think that Portland soon may have a World Class Soccer Team of their own and then able to participate in World Class events such as that mentioned above.

The People have had enough and here is proof,

Glut: Truckloads of Unused Swine Flu Vaccines in NY...

We don't want none of Obama-Rahma's Stink'en Vaccine.

But on the positive side,

Headline: Portland area lost 52,200 jobs last year

But on the positive side, Portland won't have a shortage of State Certified Solar Panel Installers.

Time to expand on the idea!

We not only need a Registration Organization to Officially Certify Gang Members, we also need to expand the effort to include Terrorists.

If we don't receive a Federal Grant to create such a program soon, folks like Obama and Janet Napolitano will keep looking as fools when giving public comment three to four days after a Terrorist occurrence.

The US can't afford any further damage to our World image, can we?

One Person In Custody In Stabbing of a 3 Year Old Child

It seems that Serenity Sanchez lost her cool and attempted to dice up her boyfriends three year old daughter. Golly, that was Diverse!

The sad part of this story is that Serenity will likely spend less time in jail than the man-hours Police devoted to investigating the crime scene.

I watched TV news coverage of the area five plus hours after the 911 call and it looked from the personnel and equipment on site as they were investigating a mass murder scene. Perhaps they were gathering hair samples from a neighbors dog just as they do in the movies?

This is common today where two wrongs make a right. The Police make a wrong squandering our taxes in gathering worthless data and Serenity's wrong will be not suffering much time in prison, if any.

Oh yes, the right part is Serenity's last name of Sanchez as that will likely work to her benefit with the Court seeing her as being Culturally Challenged in our society and unaware that Baby Stabbing is considered as inappropriate.

http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-woman-accused-of-stabbing-3-year-old-girl-80535667.html

Embracing Diversity and our Demise!

We in the US have always thought of parents as being the source of a families income and providers to their children.

However, it won't be long before many parents unemployment benefits will end and the children will then become the families source of income.

That income coming from government support programs targeting kids and dependent on more National debt, or money borrowed from China.

So who can we expect to come out ahead then?

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