New Expanded Event!

Canby's 4th of July Event Now Includes Gang Fight(s).

Hey Gringos, better check you maps when traveling in Canby as the South side of town is controlled by one Hispanic Gang and the North by yet another.

http://www.kptv.com/news/13627823/detail.html

Might take along a Lap Top with Wi-Fi so you can Google Earth or have your GPS service provider include those important divisions. This will allow the ignorant visitor to know which jurisdiction they have entered. One must respect the local cultural differences.

With a few more years of Baby Squirting the city may even support an East and West side gang.

Wow, talk about Embracing Diversity.

Better call the City Planning Department and ask when they have that on schedule and what zoning changes are needed. Gang permits are required aren't they?

They will need several large paved areas with suitable drainage catch basins connected to bio-hazard filtration systems.

How do you bid on the edge sharpening concession at their 4th of July Celebration?