They don't get it!

News has it that Portlanders are confused by the recent Islamist's attempt to kill many hundreds of them while gathered for a Christmas celebration.

The newsies explain the confusion stems from their knowing they Portlanders are by majority known for their being Progressive and Accepting and that has them bewildered.

What the myopic nits don't understand is there being Progressive and Accepting is precisely what Islamists violently oppose.