Gert gets hers Special Delivery!

While we poor people must venture out to Embrace Diversity from South of the Border, Gert Boyle has her experience delivered to the door by Special Messenger.

Because Nutty Nestor is an ignorant Illegal Alien he didn't know that offering a Gift Wrapped Fruit Basket to residents of Upper West Linn is near equal to offering ice cubes to Eskimos.

He would have been better off swiping one of the hand-held inventory counters they use at Wal-Mart and carrying that while wearing brown pants, brown shirt along with a plain brown box tucked under his arm.

But then, knowing Nestor and his mentally challenged equals, he would likely show up at Gert's carrying a box featuring a Nike Swoop on the label.