Its here, Government News Services!

As a direct result of our poor economy most of our local News gathering businesses, be they TV or Print, have suffered substantial loses of income.

That has brought about major reductions in their operational expenditures. They are darn near broke as ad income from mattress sellers won't pay the bills.

And, as a direct result of the TV and Print people cutting back, many of our governmental agencies have increased their employment by hiring some of those same folks who lost their jobs in TV and Print. Guess having never said anything bad about SEIU pays off for some.

All the remaining TV and Print folks need do now is sit back in the office and wait for the Government News producers to transmit them ready to read/print Press Releases that have been professionally tailored to spin the agency in good light.

Hey, the Government News producers even include pictures and video and guarantee the Newsies the facts, including names, times and places are correct. Is that easy or is that easy?

Now you will understand why tonight's Breaking News story is about a Big Drug Bust that happened . . . last week, and then continues to run 24/7 for the next four days.

So don't be waiting by the TV for that Big story about oppressive government regulations and squanderous waste. That you will only see in the Blogs and then only till Obama shuts us down.