Obama might just be right about the US long having been a Moslem Nation!

Its been a long time but I seem to recall during my school days when Omar our school bus driver would occasionally stop on the route, whip out his rug and do the chant thing on the side of the road. We always looked forward to that as it gave us a chance to hassle Vincent the wimpy kid. Vincent was the closest thing to a girl many of had seen in years. Curious how some of the guys always protected him.

Then there was the time our school Geek demagnetized Omar's compass and him going ballistic. We had never seen an adult act-out (go crazy) like that before. I guess Omar didn't like maps.

Then there was the time RL deliberately sneezed on Ahmed the algebra teacher just after he had eaten a BLT. Everybody but Ahmed got a good laugh out of that. We figured Ahmed was allergic to tomatoes.

Then there was the time the Principal chopped off Donny's right hand for swiping Jimmy's new ball point pen. You can bet your bippy that nobody hooked a ball point after that unscheduled assembly.

Then there was the time during a recess when Bobby, Carl, Nutty Nesmith and I were watching the girls on their side of the playground when Judy fell out of a swing. That was when we all saw her under-pants so then after school we stoned her to death. I remember the Police telling her parents that she fell off her bike while riding in the rock quarry. Never understood why her folks got so angry as they still had two more daughters left.

But what I recall most of all was when during the high school graduation party Nasty Neil dropped something foul in the girls punch bowl and teachers pet, Bonnie the Bitch, barfed in her burka.

I'm sure you recall those kinds of things happening when you went to school here in the old USA, right?