Where is one of the many 100 page Class Catalogs?

One of those I am continually receiving from Chemeketa Community College.

You see, Obama wants to increase the funding to Community Colleges so they can re-train the millions of unemployed who will need to enter new career fields.

So what career fields might those be?

How about: Court Room translators? Clowning? Solar Panel Installers? Art Historians? Computer Salvagers? Trolley Car Drivers? Industrial Equipment Mothballers?