Tell Chavez to Chuv it!

The reason most Mommies believe they need Huge gas guzzling SUVs filled with 4-way Air Bag Crash Protection Systems to transport their children safely is their fear of meeting a drunken Pedro Gomez-Sanchez-Hernandez head on.

This is easy to understand and appreciate as fear of loss being the greatest motivator.

Therefore, if we are to ever get parents driving vehicles sized to the need . . . we need to remove the Drunken Mexicans from our roads.

Then we can tell Mr. Chavez of Venezuela to go stuff himself.