That's right, we can Forget about Halloween!
We don't want to offend our Moslem friends now do we?
In place of that lets call for an assembly of all the grade school students in the school gym and invite our Moslem friends to Sacrifice a Baby Sheep (Lamb) for the kids and demonstrate all the ceremony that involves.
Nothing like blood squirting from a slashed jugular on snow white wool to bring an audience to its feet.
Who needs a Haunted House when a Diversity Embracing experience like that can give the little folks Screaming Nightmares for years to come.
In place of that lets call for an assembly of all the grade school students in the school gym and invite our Moslem friends to Sacrifice a Baby Sheep (Lamb) for the kids and demonstrate all the ceremony that involves.
Nothing like blood squirting from a slashed jugular on snow white wool to bring an audience to its feet.
Who needs a Haunted House when a Diversity Embracing experience like that can give the little folks Screaming Nightmares for years to come.
Boo!
P.S. Think of all the money we can save on candy and pork rines.
posted by Localfella at 10:06 AM
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