They just don't understand!

Portland City Commissioner Randy Leonard's idea to train the City Water Reservoir Security Guards to carry guns is not to better protect the Water . . . but to better protect the Guards.

http://www.kptv.com/news/21299998/detail.html

You sure wouldn't catch me schlepping around those reservoirs wearing those silly European style uniforms without a Dirty Harry weapon of some kind.

Duh!