Change Brings Opportunity, again!

News has it, Beef Cows make Gas and that is a pollutant!

So we gotta get rid of our all our Beef Cows and give up eating beef.

Then we must start eating more Greens.

But that will give us Gas and we will become the polluters.

Then we will need somebody to Invent Gas Pants with vacuum recovery systems.

These will allow us to down-load our capture canisters back in to our residential Natural Gas pipe.

Then we can earn credit (as some do with using Solar Panels) and entertain ourselves with watching our Gas meters run backwards.

The only problem I can foresee is blending in the odorant presently used in Natural Gas.

Otherwise, it might become confusing for some when encountering a leakage problem (unauthorised and/or inappropriate release issue) and thus be unable to determine the source.

People wouldn't then know whether to call for a Fire Truck or an Ambulance.