Headline: Newberg teen shot in head

News has it that 16-year-old Rodolfo Veneroso-Santiago of Newberg, was beaten yesterday and then shot twice in the head.

Newberg huh? Perhaps not!

According to Mexico's Presidente el Flipper Calderon, Mexico is wherever a Mexican is.

Then I would guess Rodolfo must have been in Mexico when he was beaten and shot.

So why the heck is he at OHSU?