Again, Change brings Opportunity!

With all the news about Home Invasion Robberies around Oregon, I can see a need to provide home owners with Home Defensive Tools such as Baseball Bats and other lethal weapons that are incorporated into Home Decor items such as Wall Hangings and Flower Arrangements.

The thought of seeing a baseball bat with wrist loop hanging on a peg just inside the front door of the average Tualatin McMansion seems totally absurd. Worse yet, the kids might take it to a play-ground gang fight or as what the Libs call "an Action of Diverse Expressionism."

Perhaps in the future that leather strap hanging from the dried flower arrangement is actually connected to a set of Knumb Chucks or a big sack of Throwing Discs. And then, perhaps your Interiorscape regimen might include recharging of your potted Tazer plant.

However, an umbrella that launches sharpened spears, kept in or about the front door would look quite fitting and especially so here in Oregon.

I can see how these Issue (problem) Solving Combo / Interior Decor items could quickly become Hot sellers at most any Saturday Market in the state. Well, at least to those of us who have survived the Friday night before.