What's all the hysteria about?

Golly, a Hispanic male stabs his girlfriend and in the Portland/Beaverton area its Breaking Headline News.

http://www.katu.com/news/13545072.html

So what if she was pregnant, like Hispanic's freshly stabbed girlfriends aren't also pregnant here in Salem?

I expect that once Portland area residents have Embraced enough Diversity as we have in Salem, these family relationship events will become as routine as they are here.

Then Portland metro people can learn to relax behind their barred windows and double dead-bolted doors.