Broken News!!

As the Portland Business Journal reports, the year is barely a week old and Porkland has lost its first headquarters company of 2008.

Northwest Pipe Co., which employs 50 people in downtown Portland, is moving to the other side of the Columbia River.

As their CEO explained, "Fundamentally we don't need to be downtown."

Just wait until they discover their employees will lose Max and Tri-Met.

Now remember our deal, we don't tell Teddy as always likes a good surprise.