Flabbergasted!

That describes Oregon State Economist's reaction to today's unemployment report. That showing in the last 30 days the number shot-up nine-tenths of one percent.

Expert economist Tom Potiowsky described it as "really huge."

One can only assume that Tom's office must enjoy the same level of window-tinting as our Buffoonish Governor Ted Koolonkowskis.

I am ever thankful that neither Tom or Teddy work as school crossing flaggers as they can't see what's coming down the street.