Tigard Tranquility Violated

TV News has it that over the past two weeks there has been a rash of break-ins in Tigard's upscale Bull Mountain neighborhood.

Victims have lost cameras, iPods, CD players, cash and some have had their cars stolen.

I really enjoy listening to the residents expressing shock, amazement and making the traditional threats of "their gonna get tough" and stop this problem in the bud.

How dare the criminals invade their space.

Do you think we might have come new members to Oregonians For Immigration Reform?

That is if and when Tigard's Upscale Residents recognize the link between their own kids stealing to support a habit of using Mexican Exports (Drugs).

Lets see how they Embrace this Diversity.