As the story goes:

A whopping 43 percent of Portland Public School students don’t graduate on time.

On Time? This pitch insinuates they Graduate Later! Ya sure.

Here are the Spin Mistresses that thought up that distorted twist.

http://www.pps.k12.or.us/depts/communications/news/

Some of the same Sugar & Spice folks that solved all their Problems (that needed resolution) by Renaming them Issues (that only ask for being addressed).

Graduate later?

Just as I am going to die (sometime) after writing this and you after reading.

Not real soon I hope!