January White Sale?

In the last few weeks I have seen fewer and fewer Illegal Aliens wandering the streets and hanging around the Mini-Marts.

We have also enjoyed a considerable reduction of bodies found in the tall grass, less fatal head-on collisions, fewer high-speed Police chases and the amount of late night gun fire and hit-and-run car accidents is near a five year low.

So, what is it the cold weather? Or, have many of the oppressed people returned to Mexico so as to enjoy their bounty in warmer climates or have they simply gone back to re-supply on Meth-based Diet Pills so as to capture the usual post News Years weight-loss craze?

Perhaps we will have a new meaning to the term, January White Sale?