Timing is everything!

If you want to enjoy some fine dining with no wait for seating and great service then chose an Arab Restaurant like Al Amir in Portland, on the weekend the city is suffering from a Gay (homosexual) Parade.

However, I do suggest you leave your Rainbow attire at home and don't ask for a pork kabob.

I compare it to shopping for your wife's Christmas gift at a womens clothing store that serves the Jewish community. There again, great service and no crowds.