Here comes CSI

Oregon Police agencies are now Investigating and Documenting Gang Graffiti occurring in their jurisdictions. Each tag results in an investigation unique to the circumstance by what I suspect is a Gang Graffiti Crime Investigation Professional.

That should keep them busy with taking pictures, measuring and creating MS PowerPoint presentations they can later deliver to the City councils with great fanfare. Look, what we are doing to fight Gangs!

What do you bet that 30 seconds of Krylon results in 5 hours of investigation. That providing there aren't any 5 hour, road closing traffic accidents to investigate as that might delay the effort.

What makes me think somebody is pulling extra incomes by sporting such Professional Classifications as Certified Gang Graffiti Investigator/Documenter/Interpreter, Level III with Photo Evidence Certification II?

Try fitting all that on a business card.

I can see where they will need Federal Grants to support these folks and who better to help with arranging all that but Mr. Strawberry himself, US Senator Ron (waste of time) Wyden.

P.S. Please understand I support the beat Cop 100% but I am having a problem with top management that looks to be following in the school's efforts in empire building foot steps.