Operation Oregon Cookie Jar

This early AM two women were on my clock radio discussing some social program that would allow all children in Oregon to live in a warm, caring and loving home and how all children in Oregon are entitled to that benefit.

As usual I hurried out of bed to turn the Liberal nonsense off as we all know that is impossible to consider or even imagine . . . or is it?

Perhaps we Oregonians can deliver on that dream. We can call it, Operation Cookie Jar.

If an Oregon Cigarette Tax can be used to support a Children's Health Plan, then I can better see how a Tax on Anti-Depressants can be used to support a Happy Kids Program. That makes more sense, right?

This way all Children in Oregon can Feel they are happy and Feel they live in a warm, loving and caring home environment, irregardless of their actual circumstance.

Hey, in this our Soap Opera world of today Feelings are what's its all about anyway, right?

What we do is to have the DHS provide each child with a Jar filled with Specially Formulated Cookies (biscuit w/medication) where each day the Jar will dispense a Happy Treat (cookie) upon the child entering their PIN. Next, the data pertaining to that dispensing and GPS location of the Jar will be up-linked as does UPS track a package on their system.

Then once a month UPS can deliver a replenished Cookie Jar (with recharged batter) to that location and re-claim the empty which will confirm the proper placement of the Jar and confirm the child (or some adult who bought their PIN) is yet functioning (to some degree) in our society.

Better yet using a PIN will make the Jars Bilingual so we can keep the Illegal Aliens smiling as well. Think how that will impact Gang Membership. Stay home, hang-out, have a Cookie, be happy!

I can see the School bulletin now, Up Your Kids with a Cookie Today along with the slogan "a Cookie a day keeps DHS in pay!"